I’ve decided to grow some sideburns, and dress up as Wolverine at Hallowe’en. I figure it’ll probably take three months to get them full-on enough. And I get to buy a cool leather jacket

Update: I discovered after three days that I no longer like having facial hair. After shaving pretty much every day for the last 9 or 10 months I’ve become accustomed to it. Whodathunkit?